10 Things to Keep a Cripple Occupied

10 Things to Keep a Cripple Occupied

This past Tuesday I decided to re-cripple myself by undergoing a second knee surgery. A few months ago I broke my tibia plateau and pulled …

 

Don’t Judge Me, I’m Only Woman

Don’t Judge Me, I’m Only Woman

I have this incredible anxiety that lurks over me whenever I have to write a paper. Not a blog, a paper. As most of you …

 

She is SO Fabulous. OMG.

She is SO Fabulous. OMG.

I’m feeling a little Carrie-esque per Sex & the City; I’m sitting at my laptop knowing that I should write, but all that’s happening is …

 

$43 and A Stained Pillow Later

$43 and A Stained Pillow Later

I woke up at 1:00pm today, which in other words–according to my mother–is a clear indicator that I am suffering from depression. Lucky for her, …

 

If it Makes You Uncomfortable, You Should Probably Do It

If it Makes You Uncomfortable, You Should Probably Do It

This second draft is already taunting me; I wrote such an eloquent piece not but one week ago, only to have it smitten by the …

 

An Empty Room

An Empty Room

I love sleeping in someone else’s bed. Well, anyone’s but my own. I sleep wonderfully in hotel beds, I love sleeping in my parent’s guest …

 

The Flake Who Cried Wolf

The Flake Who Cried Wolf

I have very few pet peeves. 1. Passive Aggressiveness 2. Beating Around the Bush 3. Making me Wait 4. Interrupting Others 5. a) NOT LISTENING TO RULES 5. b) Not …

 

What a Performance

What a Performance

For the last month or so I’ve been interning at my old highschool, SAAS, teaching and directing theater alongside my mentor Paul. Today during the …

 

Jennifer’s Body

Jennifer’s Body

After much tribulation then seeming loss of my thought-ridden mind, the queries and qualms have weasled their way back in. I once again find myself …

 

Risky Business

Risky Business

I’m sitting in my brand new Triplex in West Seattle glaring at my computer screen and violently tapping the down arrow scrolling past job after …