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10 Things to Keep a Cripple Occupied

10 Things to Keep a Cripple Occupied

This past Tuesday I decided to re-cripple myself by undergoing a second knee surgery. A few months ago I broke my tibia plateau and pulled …

 

The Flake Who Cried Wolf

The Flake Who Cried Wolf

I have very few pet peeves. 1. Passive Aggressiveness 2. Beating Around the Bush 3. Making me Wait 4. Interrupting Others 5. a) NOT LISTENING TO RULES 5. b) Not …

 

If I Lay Here

If I Lay Here

I have found over the past few weeks that the moments in which I am most inspired and have the most articulate of ideas are …

 

May 21, 2005: When I buy a house, it won’t be symmetrical.

May 21, 2005: When I buy a house, it won’t be symmetrical.

December 25, 1997, Age 8 We just opened our presents for Christmas. This was my present to open. Aunt Shannon gave it to me. I also …

 

“A” for Effort

“A” for Effort

“If you were a young girl and your husband or boyfriend bought you roses from Safeway and you had the choice of them coming with …

 

A Grocery List

A Grocery List

It’s times like these (when I’m waiting on a phone call, anticipating a departure, and watching re-runs of Top Chef) when I find the need …