Category Archive: Whilst in My Bed

When I sit in my bed blogging until bedtime. Perv.

10 Things to Keep a Cripple Occupied

10 Things to Keep a Cripple Occupied

This past Tuesday I decided to re-cripple myself by undergoing a second knee surgery. A few months ago I broke my tibia plateau and pulled …

 

The Morris Dream: P.S. is a Genius

The Morris Dream: P.S. is a Genius

I cannot sleep. When Rachel cannot sleep, it is due to one of the following: hunger, thirst, adderall overdose, list-making (in my head, not on …

 

To Be, or To Be the Other Option

To Be, or To Be the Other Option

This morning I waded my way through Evergreen’s swampy mist covered track field (I take shortcuts, gracias muchachas) while trying to balance my polka dot …

 

You Chose, Everything But the Inevitable

You Chose, Everything But the Inevitable

It’s 2:44am (6:44pm TOMORROW Hong Kong time, can I talk enough about my fucking departure?) and I haven’t the slightest smidgen of fatigue. I’ve spent …

 

British Vampires Don’t Care if You’re Brilliant

British Vampires Don’t Care if You’re Brilliant

This is going to include some serious negativity. My B, but it’s coming from a positive, loving place, so you can suck my big fat …

 

Where My Legs At? Another Paradox

Where My Legs At? Another Paradox

I have a new Jen Jen. Better than my Jen Jen, is my Sarah. Sarah, this glorious woman with huge frizzy hair and spirit filled …

 

For Me, Ze Pudding Pleaze

For Me, Ze Pudding Pleaze

I’m in the blogging mode/mood, and I can’t tell if it’s because I’m delirious from sleep deprivation (I generally blog when I should be sleeping) …

 

Swimming Beautiful, I Surrender

Swimming Beautiful, I Surrender

When I wake up from this dream, I’ll be pouring my soul into a new one. Turbulence trembles my inner conscious, for the proof that a …

 

Your Heart Makes

Your Heart Makes

I own a Shake it Weight. On accident. Last night (or was it two nights ago? I can’t remember, these lingering winter-would-bes smudge together foggily), I came …

 

Gogo Boots; Hello Judy

Gogo Boots; Hello Judy

The memory of before is long and mirrored, perhaps what I once saw I wish to see before me. Before me, this delicious adventure Let me first recall What …