Renaissance Art’s The Shit

Renaissance Art’s The Shit

When I was a senior in high school (pinnacle of my education, complete with Kid Valley escapes and minimal effort) I would repeatedly encounter the …

 

Fixation, Fixed

Fixation, Fixed

Dear Blog, You saved my life. As I’ve learned from countless dinner discussions and false recollections, I have a terribly hard time talking about myself. It’s as …

 

Herpes is For Life, Bro

Herpes is For Life, Bro

I’m imagining this loft somewhere; an open room filled with windowed light, a bed with white plush linens and a chest at the foot, toys …

 

With Love, From Me, to You

With Love, From Me, to You

Dear Rachel, I am going to write you a time capsule. A year from now, when you go stalking your own blog re-reading and re-rendering post …

 

British Vampires Don’t Care if You’re Brilliant

British Vampires Don’t Care if You’re Brilliant

This is going to include some serious negativity. My B, but it’s coming from a positive, loving place, so you can suck my big fat …

 

Where My Legs At? Another Paradox

Where My Legs At? Another Paradox

I have a new Jen Jen. Better than my Jen Jen, is my Sarah. Sarah, this glorious woman with huge frizzy hair and spirit filled …

 

For Me, Ze Pudding Pleaze

For Me, Ze Pudding Pleaze

I’m in the blogging mode/mood, and I can’t tell if it’s because I’m delirious from sleep deprivation (I generally blog when I should be sleeping) …

 

Love Me Do

Love Me Do

I’m sitting criss-cross-applesauce at my cousin’s old Dell computer, one of the only things that remains an original piece of their newly renovated living room. …

 

Christmas Time is Here, Bitch

Christmas Time is Here, Bitch

Last night my dad installed our Christmas tree (as though it was some sort of program or chip implanted in our living room (or rather …

 

Please Forgive Me, If I Act a Little Strange

Please Forgive Me, If I Act a Little Strange

This is broken, I didn’t write it all at once. But then again I don’t live that way either. I feel an incredible pain when I …