Updated April 27, 2012
(in order of most recently added.) (well I mean as you go down they get more recent.)(I know that’s not convenient but it was too hard to do it the other way.)
1. Lists
2. www.twitter.com/shitmydadsays
3. THINGS IN ALL CAPS
4. (parentheses)
5. coffee
8. Hot Onvia Men
10. Nostalgia
12. Grocery shopping
13. Sandwiches. making AND eating.
14. What comes up when I Google-images “wtf”
15. This drunk guy:
16. Reruns of Law & Order
17. Meryl Streep
18. Soft things
19. FRIENDS
20. Getting e-mails from my BFFOMGLHSM
21. Getting Facebook notifications
21 ½. www.flickr.com
22. Philosophy bath & body products
23. Swimming (in water)
24. www.ehow.com (because I’m retarted)
26. Stockings (at Christmas.) (actually I like the ones on my legs too.)
27. DIET COKE
28. Peeing when I have to go really really bad (which is like all the time)
29. Zac Efron
30. www.myinspirasian.com (see “asian phrases challenge”)
31. disposable cameras
32. outdoor music festivals
33. white zinfandel SAD.
34. yoga
35. paychecks
36. children (ages 0-5 then 14 year olds. not much else. some exceptions)
37. making presents
38. GETTING PRESENTS
39. parties that don’t NEED after-parties
40. dreams/when I stealthfully sneak into other people’s dreams
41. not wearing clothes
42. buyyyyying clothes
43. SPLENDA
44. putting on makeup at Sephora
45. kleptomania
46. how I feel after a workout
47. laughing
48. Rachel Zoe
49. winning stuff (double entendre)
50. saying “WTF”
51. chain-smoking when I’m drunk
52. a really really good book
52. b) The Time Traveler’s Wife
53. sweets before breakfast
54. uncontrollable laughter
55. the 60s
56. the 70s
57. a good cry
58. surprises (giving and receiving them)
59. HOLIDAY CHEER
60. MY 21st BIRTHDAY
61. refusing to get haircuts
62. watching hours of r. kelly videos on youtube
62. a) The Zoo b) Trapped in the Closet c) Number One
63. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4DT3tQqgRM
64. Baxter
65. Megan Fox
66. Ibid.
67. Finding money
68. FINDING CIGARETTES
69. Whiskey
70. Having digital cable
71. Binge eating
72. edit: My Coworkers
73. Pretending to work but actually updating my blog
74. Making macaroni at midnight
75. A friend who will let me sleepover even though she’s on her deathbed from exposing her body to mass amounts of narcotics & alcohol & spent most of the night before puking and most of her day sleeping naked sandwiched between her fireplace and space heater.
76. refusing to give Simon cigarettes, then giving in because I’m a push-over
77. Chatrouletting when I’m drunk
78. Chatrouletting when I’m sober
79. People watching
80. Swearing (cursing) …either way those both sound religious. FUCK
81. Finding a new song to be addicted to
81 1/2. Listening to said song on repeat until it makes me sick.
82. Running by water
83. Deja Vu
84. Feeling like your dreams are premonitions, especially when shit ACTUALLY happens. (I’m sort of like the Charmed Ones…)
85. Vacations (excluding packing, EXCLUDING UNPACKING)
86. Being greeted at the airport
88. Color Coating EVERYTHING
89. tracing words that are already printed on paper
90. people who challenge me (not to duels. figuratively speaking.)
91. knowing how to fix things
91 1/2. Calvin & Hobbes!!
92ish. giving advice
94. epiphanies
95. when other people buy me coffee
96. babies (for looking at and poking, not having and owning)
97. people who can play the piano AND sing
98. Glozelle
99. My High School
100. HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
101. Acafemales
102. My family.
103. Finding new hobbies/stealing other people’s hobbies
104. It’s true, I do, I didn’t before, but I’ve been converted, I yes, infact, do love, GLEE.
105. Time Zones
106. Running in the rain/monsoons
107. Sticking it to the MAN
109. Unforgivable
110. Popping zits (I want them to make a toy that has zits continuously reappear everytime you pop them like those bash’em games at arcades)
111. Peeling sunburns
112. Making Excuses.
113. NO EXCUSES.
114. Eating things straight out of the box/bag
115. Showers/not getting out of them
116. Camping
116. a) tents
116. b) trailers
116. c) campfires/bonfires
116. d) hot dogs
116. e) being dirty MUD dirt
117. http://www.onelinerz.net/top-100-funny-one-liners/
118. How I Met Your Mother
118. a) Barney Stinson UGGGHHH
119. Cactus
120. The Erotic Bakery andeverythingthatitdoes
121. Fry Bread
122. When you untie a knot that you’ve been TRYING TO UNTIE FOREVER 
123. Ibid, but when OPENING A FUCKING JAR
124. The first sip of hangover water
125. Overcastness
126. Fireplaces, real or fake
127. Campfires, real not fake
128. Camping…how is this not on here yet? Oh. It is. And it has subcategories. Fuck yeah.
129. WILLIAM FREAKIN’ GODBE
130. Smiles OH YEAH
131. Pauly D. OH YEAH
132. I do, I do love Jersey Shore. And Taxis. And T-Shirt Time.
133. Asia
134. Grey’s Anatomy
135. Captain Crunch
136. Watercolor
137. Sarcasm
138. Road trips
139. WinCo
140. Bulk food
141. Powerade Zero
142. String cheese
143. Falling asleep without having to try
144. Waking up without having to try
145. Not knowing what time it is, and being someplace where it doesn’t matter
146. The feeling of rubbing my calves together after they’ve been freshly shaved and lubed (WITH LOTION, OKAY)
147. Getting out of school early
148. Daydrinking
149. Getting complimented on my figure/smell/face/hair/general aura
150. The tea they serve you at any Aveda Salon, get me that
151. Instagram
152. Mexican Food, don’t care if this is a repeat. Take me to Cactus, I marry you.
153. Just Mexican stuff in general, Coronas, Margaritas, Mojitos, Chips & Salsa, Guacamole, Sombreros, Macarenas