Tag: boredom

From a Lily to a Holla, Ladylike Ensues

From a Lily to a Holla, Ladylike Ensues

I’ve become tragically thoughtless. A full week has gone by where I’ve neither been stimulated emotionally nor infused intellectually to the point of the paradoxical …

 

Big Tree Fall Hard

Big Tree Fall Hard

I’m tired of giving and not getting back. I am not a greedy person. I don’t covet my neighbors donkey (or is it wife?), I don’t …

 

May 21, 2005: When I buy a house, it won’t be symmetrical.

May 21, 2005: When I buy a house, it won’t be symmetrical.

December 25, 1997, Age 8 We just opened our presents for Christmas. This was my present to open. Aunt Shannon gave it to me. I also …

 

Rebuttal.

Rebuttal.

It’s times like these, when I’m so hungover that I can feel my butt muscles twitching (who knows why my butt muscles twitch when I’m …

 

I Hate You.

I Hate You.

It turns out I actually had something to talk about, but of course it’s been enforced by the outside world so it seems uninitiated by …

 

RedOne Konvict

RedOne Konvict

I am hardly ever completely alone. On the rare occasion that my day off coincides with my parent’s outings and my brother’s absence mid-afternoon due …

 

When Life Distracts You

When Life Distracts You

How did I get here? Somehow, nine months have gone by and what have I accomplished? I’ve promoted myself to a dismal sales job earning …

 

I Use Paint: Things I’ve Made

I Use Paint: Things I’ve Made

When I can’t fall asleep at night my mind refers to “what-if” mode. (Obviously I’m not trying to fall asleep right now, which is a …

 

A Grocery List

A Grocery List

It’s times like these (when I’m waiting on a phone call, anticipating a departure, and watching re-runs of Top Chef) when I find the need …