Tag: family

Fixation, Fixed

Fixation, Fixed

Dear Blog, You saved my life. As I’ve learned from countless dinner discussions and false recollections, I have a terribly hard time talking about myself. It’s as …

 

Love Me Do

Love Me Do

I’m sitting criss-cross-applesauce at my cousin’s old Dell computer, one of the only things that remains an original piece of their newly renovated living room. …

 

Your Heart Makes

Your Heart Makes

I own a Shake it Weight. On accident. Last night (or was it two nights ago? I can’t remember, these lingering winter-would-bes smudge together foggily), I came …

 

Monotonous Removal: Point A. to Palm Three

Monotonous Removal: Point A. to Palm Three

This morning I met (as in a meet n’ greet, it’s yet to become a regular hang out) with my new therapist, Jen-Jen (since she …

 

Walking on Sunshine

Walking on Sunshine

This is bullshit. Why can’t I retire before I start a career? The shit I want to do when I’m retired and have money and …

 

May 21, 2005: When I buy a house, it won’t be symmetrical.

May 21, 2005: When I buy a house, it won’t be symmetrical.

December 25, 1997, Age 8 We just opened our presents for Christmas. This was my present to open. Aunt Shannon gave it to me. I also …

 

Rebuttal.

Rebuttal.

It’s times like these, when I’m so hungover that I can feel my butt muscles twitching (who knows why my butt muscles twitch when I’m …

 

Enough is Enough

Enough is Enough

# 1 Rule to this entry; Respect me and the end result of this post enough to watch this when & only when you’re done …

 

I’d Rather Give 100% and Get 50% Percent Back, Than Give 0% Percent and Get 0% Back.

I’d Rather Give 100% and Get 50% Percent Back, Than Give 0% Percent and Get 0% Back.

Jamie: “Who influenced you to do that?”   Typical question. More than once have I attended a family event after months to years without seeing them fun …

 

I Hate You.

I Hate You.

It turns out I actually had something to talk about, but of course it’s been enforced by the outside world so it seems uninitiated by …