Tag: irony

Superficial/Fly

Superficial/Fly

I’d rather be alone than waste my time with the wrong person. I spend far too much time getting ready in the morning. I pay careful …

 

Easier Dispensed than Spent

Easier Dispensed than Spent

I have a horrible tendency to let myself down in lieu of others. It’s completely partial to my people-pleasing aesthetic and partly compelled by my …

 

From a Lily to a Holla, Ladylike Ensues

From a Lily to a Holla, Ladylike Ensues

I’ve become tragically thoughtless. A full week has gone by where I’ve neither been stimulated emotionally nor infused intellectually to the point of the paradoxical …

 

Mechanimalism

Mechanimalism

I lie about a lot of shit. I lie about how drunk I am, I lie about my weight, I lie about experience, I lie …

 

If I Lay Here

If I Lay Here

I have found over the past few weeks that the moments in which I am most inspired and have the most articulate of ideas are …

 

Planning for A Paradox

Planning for A Paradox

I’m coming to another fork in the road; yet another roadblock in my life has been demolished, and I have the opportunity to pave my …

 

Half-Assed

Half-Assed

Hm. After pondering the options for this post’s topic, I came to the conclusion that I should heed the advice of my 16 year old …

 

High School Musical Song, (guess that)

High School Musical Song, (guess that)

Today I woke up feeling pretty damn lucky. (Mother, while this morning I felt lucky, this does not denote today’s conversation describing the difference between …

 

Split Personalities

Split Personalities

Downtown: a place where the classiest and trashiest adorn the streets. I find it comical (or rather fascinating) that Downtown-a common location for any city-presents …