Tag: justify

That’s What I Said

That’s What I Said

Today during the festive hours I spent at the lovely Allstar Fitness (many of which were spent heeding Niko’s domestic requests nothing short of clipping …

 

Your Heart Makes

Your Heart Makes

I own a Shake it Weight. On accident. Last night (or was it two nights ago? I can’t remember, these lingering winter-would-bes smudge together foggily), I came …

 

Big Fat Grease Bomb

Big Fat Grease Bomb

I love when I run out of bed with the urge to blog. I just spent the last 4 hours producing a sob fest whilst watching …

 

If I Lay Here

If I Lay Here

I have found over the past few weeks that the moments in which I am most inspired and have the most articulate of ideas are …

 

May 21, 2005: When I buy a house, it won’t be symmetrical.

May 21, 2005: When I buy a house, it won’t be symmetrical.

December 25, 1997, Age 8 We just opened our presents for Christmas. This was my present to open. Aunt Shannon gave it to me. I also …

 

Rebuttal.

Rebuttal.

It’s times like these, when I’m so hungover that I can feel my butt muscles twitching (who knows why my butt muscles twitch when I’m …

 

I’d Rather Give 100% and Get 50% Percent Back, Than Give 0% Percent and Get 0% Back.

I’d Rather Give 100% and Get 50% Percent Back, Than Give 0% Percent and Get 0% Back.

Jamie: “Who influenced you to do that?”   Typical question. More than once have I attended a family event after months to years without seeing them fun …

 

Learning to Say Thank You From a Complimentary Intruder

Learning to Say Thank You From a Complimentary Intruder

Do I want to go dancing. That’s a stupid question, of course I want to go dancing. I love making an absolute fool of myself …

 

High School Musical Song, (guess that)

High School Musical Song, (guess that)

Today I woke up feeling pretty damn lucky. (Mother, while this morning I felt lucky, this does not denote today’s conversation describing the difference between …

 

A Fall With No Rise

A Fall With No Rise

As I begin my 5am shift this morning at a gym downtown, delivering the usual nod and grin to incoming members, packing lists start running through my …