Tag: typical me move

Fixation, Fixed

Fixation, Fixed

Dear Blog, You saved my life. As I’ve learned from countless dinner discussions and false recollections, I have a terribly hard time talking about myself. It’s as …

 

Love Me Do

Love Me Do

I’m sitting criss-cross-applesauce at my cousin’s old Dell computer, one of the only things that remains an original piece of their newly renovated living room. …

 

Superficial/Fly

Superficial/Fly

I’d rather be alone than waste my time with the wrong person. I spend far too much time getting ready in the morning. I pay careful …

 

Your Heart Makes

Your Heart Makes

I own a Shake it Weight. On accident. Last night (or was it two nights ago? I can’t remember, these lingering winter-would-bes smudge together foggily), I came …

 

Cumulasmic Tellings; Teach a Man to Oozle

Cumulasmic Tellings; Teach a Man to Oozle

Cumulative efforts of my thoughts once again resolve themselves in multiple conclusions, to which I haven’t yet fused a single thought. Forgive me, my story/ies …

 

Big Fish; Tis How, Not What

Big Fish; Tis How, Not What

I hate my job. That is not true. I hate that I don’t know my job. I hate that I’m not the best at it, …

 

Big Tree Fall Hard

Big Tree Fall Hard

I’m tired of giving and not getting back. I am not a greedy person. I don’t covet my neighbors donkey (or is it wife?), I don’t …

 

May 21, 2005: When I buy a house, it won’t be symmetrical.

May 21, 2005: When I buy a house, it won’t be symmetrical.

December 25, 1997, Age 8 We just opened our presents for Christmas. This was my present to open. Aunt Shannon gave it to me. I also …

 

I Do Believe in Fairies

I Do Believe in Fairies

Peace. I’m sitting in my guest bedroom in the basement, the most non-descript room of the house: floral bedsheets, a dark antique bureau (empty except …

 

I’d Rather Give 100% and Get 50% Percent Back, Than Give 0% Percent and Get 0% Back.

I’d Rather Give 100% and Get 50% Percent Back, Than Give 0% Percent and Get 0% Back.

Jamie: “Who influenced you to do that?”   Typical question. More than once have I attended a family event after months to years without seeing them fun …